The Burp That Saved the World

Think burping is gross? Bad luck: it’s the only thing that can save you! Imagine a town of perfectly nice, polite people. Then imagine two yucky kids: the burping Mustard twins. Their huge burps can shatter glass and even stun a rhino. But can they stop a spaceship of evil aliens? This must be the funniest read-aloud storybook EVER. Why? Because you get to add yucky sound effects. Tee-hee! Don’t read it before dinner. But definitely do read it after. Especially if you’ve had a fizzy drink!