Myrtle Meek is a spoiled little so-and-so. She’s utterly impossible! Remember The World’s Worst Children? Myrtle’s even worse than those brats! She has everything a kid could possibly want. But that’s not enough. She wants MORE! When Myrtle demands a FING , Mr and Mrs Meek will do anything to keep their darling daughter happy. There’s only one problem. Errr – what is a FING? Their quest to find out leads them into spooky library vaults, and the dusty pages of the mysterious Monsterpedia. It takes them to the dark depths of the jungliest jungle, where the weirdest creatures can be found. But will they ever find a FING? And what will they do – if they do?

  • A funny sensation from comedy king David Walliams
  • An explosively witty and joyously surreal tall story
  • Stars the brattiest little girl since Dahl’s Veruca Salt
  • A must for young fans of The World’s Worst Children

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  • David Walliams

    Comedian and writer David Walliams is one of Britain’s bestselling children’s authors


    David Walliams has twice won Children’s Book of the Year at the National Book Awards, for Ratburger and The Demon Dentist, along with many regional prizes including the Sheffield, Doncaster, Stockport and Lincolnshire Young People’s Book Awards.

  • Tony Ross

    Multi-award-winning Tony Ross has become one of the best-known creators of original and traditional picture books and his work has been published all over the world. As well as his own books, he has illustrated books for authors such as Roald Dahl, Paula Danziger and Michael Palin.


    Tony Ross has won a number of awards for illustration, including the Dutch Silver Paintbrush Award for the best illustrations by a foreign artist.

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