Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
“There are six things wrong with my life. 1) I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years. 2) It is on my nose. 3) I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room. 4) In fourteen days the summer holidays will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson. 5) I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home. 6) I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.”
Poor Georgia Nicolson has plenty of teenage agonies. She has shaved off her eyebrows by mistake. She has to live with parents who belong in the Ugly Home. She has to fend off the hideous Whelk Boy. And she’s on a quest to snare her beloved: gorgeous heart-throb Robbie. First in a mega-selling series, Georgia’s horribly funny confession can’t help but make you laugh your knickers off!