Dirty Bertie Pair

Meet a noxious nipper with VERY disgusting habits! Chuckle as he tangles with stinky dogs and scary spooks in two riotous rib-ticklers! Beware! If you don’t like mucky little boys, you’re not going to like Dirty Bertie! Wherever he goes, trouble follows… not to mention a trail of dreadful mess! So when Bertie builds his own haunted house for a Halloween adventure, the outcome is sure to be a SCREAM! But surprises are in store when Bertie is himself overcome by the terrible stench of his dog, Whiffer. As he arms himself with soap and tries to give the dog a bath, has Bertie really changed his whiffy ways?

“Highly accessible and enjoyable.” Achuka

“Lots of grime. Plenty of chaos. Strong illustrations. Great fun!” Books for Keeps

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  • Alan MacDonald

    Alan MacDonald lives in Nottingham. He writes both non-fiction and fiction as well as writing for radio and TV. He has a particularly good track record for writing page-turning and accessible historical books.


    Alan MacDonald won the Nottingham Children’s Book Award for The Great Brain Robbery in 2004.

  • Awards

    Winner of the Stockport and Oldham Book Awards for Jack and the Flumflum Tree.

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