Dirty Bertie: Pirate!

Stink ahoy! Mucky little ruffian Bertie is exploring life as a pirate. But will his horrible habits prove too revolting even for his swashbuckling crew? Join this nose-picking terror as he waves a cutlass, boards enemy ships and steals treasure – making all his victims (and shipmates) tremble with fear and disgust! And what will happen when Bertie cooks up a storm with his own horrid restaurant reviews, and tries his hardest NOT to make Miss Boot’s cross-country team? Find out in three stories full of comic chaos!

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