Pig #1: The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig

Tom Gates meets Chicken Run meets Mr Gum – but crazier!

We love Pig (we can’t help it). Pig loves Farmer, and he can’t help it either. After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special back scratches. He calls him Sausage and loves him more, the fatter he gets. But should you trust someone who calls you Roast Pork? Pig thinks so. But clever Duck knows better. He’s determined his best friend should know the horrid truth… A story of greedy farmers, evil chickens, hog roasts, space rockets and a pig who’ll tickle your ickle-wickle pork chops. Genius. With trotters.

“A sheer delight.” The Bookbag

“Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched.” Junior

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  • loved it

    This book is great for readers who enjoy funny but crazy books and people who like no-grammar books will also like it. :) :) :)

    10 May 2016

  • loved it

    this book is really really really funny i give this book 5 stars

    30 July 2015

  • loved it

    I thought this book was hilarious! Pig writes his diary in pig language which at first takes some getting used to. His funny expressions such as “THE EVIL CHICKENS” show his perfect imagination. I loved reading about his “yummy slops”! Pig gives weekdays different names, like Fazzleday and Dibbleday, which I really found funny. Pig’s diary is full of his secrets, embarrassing moments and his adventures. Please read this book, I am begging you. It is the most hilarious book on earth!

    17 May 2015

  • loved it

    This is an awesome book! It is soooo funny.

    8 October 2014

  • loved it

    Normally I wouldn’t like this kind of book, but you must admit, this was pretty good. :)

    13 August 2014

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    Emer Stamp

    Emer Stamp grew up on a farm in Devon before training in graphic design and becoming the Creative Director for the advertising agency behind the John Lewis Christmas adverts. The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig is her debut novel.

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