...And That's When It Fell Off in My Hand
“11.20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11.25 a.m. Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas. 11.28 a.m. And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise. 12.00 p.m. It is soooo boring being brokenhearted!”
Just when the Sex God has at last become Georgia’s official boyfriend, he decides to go and snog sheep in Kiwi-a-gogo land, taking her heart with him. Georgia starts to display glaciosity to all boys. After all, a girl can only have her heart broken so many times. Until, ohmygiddygodstrousers, she meets Masimo the Italian Stallion, the jelloid-knee-inducing lead singer for the Stiff Dylans band. The Dreamboat has landed again, and Georgia is well and truly on it! Yay!